Two Overweight Teens Talk Prison and Let Their Pekinese Lick them in the Mouth
Husky Male Voice
‘ent my fault Trina went blabbin’ is it?
Young Female
she was sca’d afte’ wot happened to ‘er brova.
Husky Male Voice
‘e was askin forrit. When I pushed ‘im…you know when I push ‘im down the stairs…Gawd…you shoulda seen ‘is face. All bloody…and squished up like ‘e was gonna cry. Fucking disgusting.
So I smashed that mug wiv my boot.
Young Female
Nah!
Husky Male Voice
Yeaah! (indignant) didn’t enyone explain the scenario to ye? Why do ye think they put me up in there for sommany days? Not for pushing a bloke down the stairs!?
Young Female
(…)
Husky Male Voice
Well ‘e disserv’d it innit? Fuck wiv me and that’s it. Like a pitbull me. Even the guards worried for a while.
Young Female
Mum’s angry. Same’s Trina. She’s been livin wiv us since you’ve been gone.
Husky Male Voice
(grunt)
I’l smack’er face fer rattin’. Seriously! Wot!? Don’t look at me like that…
A’right! I’ll knock yer fuckin’ grill out too!
Young Female
Don’t pull nuffin’! I’ll sic Mincie on you! EEeEEeEEe!
(theatrical high pitched squealing)
Mincie
Yap!!!
Husky Male Voice
Hee Hee Hee
Young Female
We missed ya Rupie.
Mincie
(wet smack of dog-kisses on human lips)
Dude. People have some bad attitudes. But would they be Brits without? Keep posting your scribbles. Tres magnifico et amusant.