GIRL & HER KAREOKE MACHINE (based on truth)

Alexis & The Golden Lump

Although this is NOT a recounting of a London transport conversation and drawing…it is an observation of a friend named Alexis…whose middle name is ‘goldfinger’.

Suggestive Questioning Post Orchestra Practice Overheard Near Friendsbury Road

Teacher Man: Lana…can you tell me? Have you seen Sebastian this afternoon? Floutist Girl: I reckin’ he’s gone home a’rredy. Teacher Man: Bless his little soul, I’ll bring this round to his house later on tonight. He must have forgotten.He still needs to practice sawing the ol’ elephant in half.(winks and makes weird tongue-on-tooth face) … Continue reading

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