An Anthology of Google Translate Poems
“Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.”com -Kahlil Gibran
Has anyone else noticed how sometimes GoogleTranslate garbles sentences like a Korean stationer?
Just like a scented pack of strawberry bunny envelopes that read “Frend forever, let’s meet accident have fun.”,
Google Translate generates a certain unappreciated type of grammatical and syntactical mistake which is
(to my mind at least) quite beautiful.
Below you’ll find I’ve ‘edited’ together the first of what I hope will be multiple anthologies of internet poems
artificially generated by our beloved interweb.
I’ve never been more serious in my life.
After all, the cut-up technique is an antique automaton.
I wonder, W.W.B.D.? (What Would Burrough’s Do?)
Answer: Probably shoot me with his snubnose.
by MrAzez2010
A letter to the strong man on Alkwoowol Kolh,
that seven sons, section a house
Akulk Old Anu kept the dark Lord back
and Bard expires
and if one of your honor and
you’re on your wideclear passage
remember
Untitled
by jroppe2005
Fuji Travel Shiba
six days
the sleeping form of sleeping face
full of Jiro!
Jorkemm
by jorkecaner
After you wait expectantly
destiny in the age of the most beautiful in defeat
it is to live the life you cry ..
this Bahtına KUL offended!
Starry Winepress
by 2009vib
Stars Almasro.
People Kherbanp.
Ashraf spring and they made the monsters
Mohamed Adel,
The first Star of the hills.
“Untitled”
by AKBSKEreport
This is
Mii-chan
Minegishi
Minami
Kawanishi
Satomi
Puchitore
Puchipura.
Honeys –
of the concept ‘to hang out’.






Hey check out this German-English-Spanish apocaliptic translation jewell captured by a friend of mine on a menu in Berlin.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/die-hexe/5436030174/in/photostream
English version:”ideal to dip with 1000 islands dressing”
Spanish version:”vestirse para la inmersión de islandia 1000″[get dressed for the 1000 iceland inmersion]
I immersed myself 1000 times in the dressing of laughter!
brainmelt.
attempt to assimilate……
ughghghg.
i’m lost